1. would you like to know the date of your inevitable death?
2. tell us about your biggest cash game or tourney comeback
3. what is hotter, exposed g-strings or cleavage?
4. what was the last good deed you did?
1. Can you describe the craziest events that have transpired for you in the hot tub? (I recall mention of a 3some)
2. Have you ever been caught masturbating and if 'yes' by whom and what was their reaction?
3. If you had to have gay sex:
i) whom would you choose if you were top?
ii) whom would you choose to be top?
4. Is more than a handful a waste?
5. T or A
6. How important are well manicured nails to you on a scale of 1-10?
7. IYO what is the best method of birth control and why?
8. Would you rather bang a stripper or christian and why?
9. Do you think you'll stay in Edmonton forever?
10. Are you and Legs ever gonna get married?
11. Can Ryan and I crash the festivities if I promise not only to buy a wicked present, but also to get ridiculously hammered at the reception and try to convince your family that I'm your distant cousin Merle and 'I can't believe that no one remembered to invite me!!!' ?
(if you say 'yes' we can arrange for me and your least favourite relation to come to fisticuffs)
1. would you like to know the date of your inevitable death?
2. tell us about your biggest cash game or tourney comeback
3. what is hotter, exposed g-strings or cleavage?
4. what was the last good deed you did?
1. Yes I would like to know, I could do the things I want to do, and see the things I want to see.
2. Prob my biggest comeback in a tourney I was down to 1 chip a 500 chip, started with a stack of 5,000. This was at my local casino which only holds 2-3 tables max. Ended up grinding with that 500 and took down the tournament for $1000.
3. O0oo tough one umm I recall in high school in chemistry class when i was in Grade 11, there was an older girl in Grade 12 in my class and she sat right infront of me everyday, and everyday she wore a different color of underwear. I thought it was sooo hot, lol. Gstrings for sure.
4. Last good deed I did I dont know if you consider this a good deed was walking out of the grocery store with my g/f noticed a elderly lady with a cart and she couldn't push it thru the snow so I gave her a hand to her vehicle and she offered me some money and I declined.
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1. Can you describe the craziest events that have transpired for you in the hot tub? (I recall mention of a 3some)
2. Have you ever been caught masturbating and if 'yes' by whom and what was their reaction?
3. If you had to have gay sex:
i) whom would you choose if you were top?
ii) whom would you choose to be top?
4. Is more than a handful a waste?
5. T or A
6. How important are well manicured nails to you on a scale of 1-10?
7. IYO what is the best method of birth control and why?
8. Would you rather bang a stripper or christian and why?
9. Do you think you'll stay in Edmonton forever?
10. Are you and Legs ever gonna get married?
11. Can Ryan and I crash the festivities if I promise not only to buy a wicked present, but also to get ridiculously hammered at the reception and try to convince your family that I'm your distant cousin Merle and 'I can't believe that no one remembered to invite me!!!' ?
(if you say 'yes' we can arrange for me and your least favourite relation to come to fisticuffs)
1. Haha why did I tell that to you Kristy I have no idea. Yeah I awhile back I was seeing a redhead from down the street, about 6 months in she and her friend show up on my steps late on a sunday night. They been drinkin abit and said they wanted to go for a hot tub so what the hell grab some drinks and the 3 of us head for the tub. So I'm sittin there chit chattin enjoying my beer, next thing I know their making out with each other, and tops are coming off. ( Face lights up with joy ) They waste no time coming over to me, one is making out with me and the other takin my shorts off and going down on me. Ended up bangin one, the while she was eating out the other and vice versa. After that took it inside for few more festivities.
2. No, honestly I have never been caught masterbating. I've actually caught my brother quite a few times he'd get home before I did from school and turn ALL the TVs in the house on but I could never find him watching any.
3. Haha no.
4. Depends on what it is...
5. Tits for sure, almost every girl I've dated or had sexual relations with had atleast a C cup...I'm a boob guy.
6. Id say4, nail appearance is pretty important for a female, not so much for me.
7. Straight pill I'd say is the simplest. Pill is so small and it's once a day. Beats buying condoms, or taking shots every couple months. What do you think Kristy?
8. I bet you both of them would be quite freaky, I'd fuck the stripper first if I really wanted to get my dinky stinky. Christian is a close 2nd though. Maybe even together...?
9. I think I'll stay around the area I mean for work and such if I stay with the same company theres a good chance I won't be going up north which is good, cuz its no place to raise a family. The g/f on the other hand shes a corporate schnook and is moving up in the company quite fast, theres possiblities of her being relocated and at that point we would have to do decide where to go from there. Edmonton and area is quite nice if your a poker player, several casinos within 30 min drive.
10. Funny you should ask, my good friend got married this past weekend, I think I tried to dodge this question about 15 different times. Right now no, were not gettin married yet, don't know if we ever will. Got some things we need to sort out first before a big step like that is made.
11. You could definately crash it, and probably get away with being a distant relative. My family enjoys to party and drink alot, they'd probably be more than welcome to have you either way. No fisticuffs Kristy be a nice girl.
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Where do you work?
Do you enjoy it?
Best part about living in Calgary? Worst part?
How do you take your coffee?
I work at Shell Scotford in Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta. About 20 min out of Edm.
I live in Edmonton, if I did live in Calgary I'd say I enjoy the bars and Banff is not that far away, which might be the best place to party in Alberta. The worst part If I lived in Calgary would be dealing with all the Flames/Stamps fans, I grew up loving the Oilers/Esks and I still do.
I take my coffee 3 cream, and 2 sugar....that reminds me I should make a pot.
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~If you could go one place in the world, where and why?
~What was your favourite cereal as a kid?
~How big are your feet?
~What colour are your eyes?
~Favourite cartoon?
~Would you ever wear your Esks Jersey to a Riders home game? (You might be safer than say a Bomber fan)
~Heathcliff or Garfield?
~If you could ask anyone one question, who and what would it be and why?
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Do you guys still want us Eastern bastards to freeze in the dark?
Or is it just Ontario Liberals?
Moving on, if you had a chance at another career, what would it be?
Why?
What kept you from going for that career?
Haha some of you guys Milo, maybe just the French. lol
When I was growing up I always wanted to be a hockey player. As I got older played some Junior hockey but never really got anywhere. I always got second guessed for my size, but not for my heart. I guess I just lost interest in trying to be a professional hockey player. Eventually said fuck it, and moved on.
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Good poker players win the battle of mistakes...
~If you could go one place in the world, where and why?
~What was your favourite cereal as a kid?
~How big are your feet?
~What colour are your eyes?
~Favourite cartoon?
~Would you ever wear your Esks Jersey to a Riders home game? (You might be safer than say a Bomber fan)
~Heathcliff or Garfield?
~If you could ask anyone one question, who and what would it be and why?
I'd probably goto Austrailia, I've had a handful of friends go there for extended periods of time and just have the most outrageous stories. Surfing, partying etc I'm game for an adventure..
Favourite cereal as a kid, had to be Froot Loops, or Lucky Charms. I wasn't allowed Lucky Charms that often I'm sure you know why.
I'm a size 11.5
My eyes are brownish/green....hazel like...
Oh man favourite cartoon, Tin Tin was one of my favs, Babar too. Darkwing Duck, Goof Troop I could go on forever.
I would most likely get beat up if I wore an Esks jersey in Saskatchewan. Lots of my family are from Regina/Saskatoon = hardcore Rider fans and they tell me stories about brawls in the stands at the games. I;m thinkin it would be safest if I didnt.
Garfield hands down.
Wow umm...If I had to ask a life figure, I'd probably ask Mother Teresa a bunch of questions about what it was like seeing people in dire need and what kinds of things she did to help.
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7. Straight pill I'd say is the simplest. Pill is so small and it's once a day. Beats buying condoms, or taking shots every couple months. What do you think Kristy?
IUD for monogamous relationships, put that shit in and forget about it for three years.
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No fisticuffs Kristy be a nice girl.
Really?!?! You don't have a single relation that would benefit from a pop in the mouth?
How often do you go to the West Edm Mall? Is it just for tourists?
Why is Edm so dirty? (Not a shot, sincere question)
Can you take and post a picture of the 1-800-ReportAJohn signs? No one believes me here about them.
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