Brags, Beats & VarianceWin a big hand or tournament, suck someone out, brag about it in here. Get sucked out and want to kill yourself... well don't do that! Post it here... talking it out is the best therapy!
After going all in with the best hand in a step tourney... fml
Villain had been raising everything.
PokerStars Game #26914199394: Tournament #154642098, $7.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/04/09 19:41:47 ET
Table '154642098 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Myolys34 (4690 in chips)
Seat 3: Rayons X (5920 in chips)
Seat 6: closemaster (2890 in chips)
Rayons X: posts small blind 100
closemaster: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to closemaster [Th Ac]
Myolys34: raises 200 to 400
Rayons X: folds
closemaster: raises 2490 to 2890 and is all-in
Myolys34: calls 2490
*** FLOP *** [2h Qs 5s]
*** TURN *** [2h Qs 5s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [2h Qs 5s 4s] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
closemaster: shows [Th Ac] (high card Ace)
Myolys34: shows [7s Js] (a flush, Queen high)
Myolys34 collected 5880 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5880 | Rake 0
Board [2h Qs 5s 4s 6d]
Seat 1: Myolys34 (button) showed [7s Js] and won (5880) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 3: Rayons X (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: closemaster (big blind) showed [Th Ac] and lost with high card Ace
Can't get the other one, but its pretty much the same. I can understand trying to bust the short stack, but twice guys have risked over 1/2 their stack to do this when I've been playing like a rock.
dumb call, but there are so many donks. i just had a guy commit 1/4 of his stack pre flop with 84 vs my 1010. when i put him all in he insta calls. 884 is the board, He flops trips. i dont get it, its almost as if sometimes its better to play any two cards.
Ya know, that's the kind of stuff that makes me appreciate the forum games more and more. Generally speaking the overall quality of play will be better than just randomly playing any old SNG on pokerstars against the sludge of the online poker world.
It's easier to get taken out by someone who's skills you can at least appreciate, rather than some boob playing anything and getting lucky. Variance is what it is...it's just harder to swallow at the lower stake games, which at this point is all I can afford to play.
Sniff, sniff, I love losing my money to you guys..!
dumb call, but there are so many donks. i just had a guy commit 1/4 of his stack pre flop with 84 vs my 1010. when i put him all in he insta calls. 884 is the board, He flops trips. i dont get it, its almost as if sometimes its better to play any two cards.
[ ] He flops trips.
Wrong.
I'm just doing this because some assholes did it to me when I screwed up on one of my posts. So I have chosen you to be the object of my revenge.
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
dumb call, but there are so many donks. i just had a guy commit 1/4 of his stack pre flop with 84 vs my 1010. when i put him all in he insta calls. 884 is the board, He flops trips. i dont get it, its almost as if sometimes its better to play any two cards.
Geez Graham I was just trying to be a little more gentle.
In biblical times what you did would be the equivalent of stabbing the guy on the cross in the side with your spear... Sorry, given the day I had to use the reference.
dumb call, but there are so many donks. i just had a guy commit 1/4 of his stack pre flop with 84 vs my 1010. when i put him all in he insta calls. 884 is the board, He flops trips. i dont get it, its almost as if sometimes its better to play any two cards.
You all suck. I would call it a boat.
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I am not on tilt, you're just a f*cking idiot.
That's pretty funny! We do indeed all suck. 84+884 would certainly=boat!
Quinner, I apologize! Wow. I feel lame now. I believe Compuease, Graham, JDAA88 and myself all owe you a beer. Oh, man you're too far away. Next time buddy.
That's pretty funny! We do indeed all suck. 84+884 would certainly=boat!
Quinner, I apologize! Wow. I feel lame now. I believe Compuease, Graham, JDAA88 and myself all owe you a beer. Oh, man you're too far away. Next time buddy.
I knew it was a boat, but there was a set as part of that boat
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