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Old Feb 29,2008, 12:57 PM   #1
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Beat: Hands like this makes me think online poker is rigged

Seat 1: balleklorin (1,240)
Seat 2: cbaudalaire (1,520)
Seat 3: Nazghoul (2,095)
Seat 4: BigChrisEl (1,400)
Seat 5: maddogrudy (345)
Seat 6: Decepticon193 (1,455), is sitting out
Seat 7: sonia26 (1,670)
Seat 8: Peppino xx (1,370)
Seat 9: asbane (2,405)
BigChrisEl posts the small blind of 20
maddogrudy posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #3

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to BigChrisEl [Ks Kh]

Decepticon193 folds

sonia26 folds

Peppino xx folds

asbane calls 40

balleklorin folds

cbaudalaire folds

Nazghoul folds

BigChrisEl raises to 150

maddogrudy folds

asbane calls 110

*** FLOP *** [4c 8d 5c]

BigChrisEl bets 350

asbane calls 350

*** TURN *** [4c 8d 5c] [4h]

BigChrisEl bets 900, and is all in

asbane calls 900

BigChrisEl shows [Ks Kh]
asbane shows [5d Qd]

*** RIVER *** [4c 8d 5c 4h] [5s]

BigChrisEl shows two pair, Kings and Fives

asbane shows a full house, Fives full of Fours

asbane wins the pot (2,840) with a full house, Fives full of Fours

BigChrisEl stands up

The blinds are now 25/50

*** SUMMARY ***

Board: [4c 8d 5c 4h 5s]

Seat 4: BigChrisEl (small blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives

Seat 9: asbane showed [5d Qd] and won (2,840) with a full house, Fives full of Fours


I would love to know what he is thinking when I pushed on the turn.
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Old Feb 29,2008, 02:49 PM   #2
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I would love to know what he is thinking when I pushed on the turn.
I can tell you what he was thinking each stage.

PF There suited so I'll just call. Then you raised and he couldn't leave his children out there.
Flop: Good flop for my Q5 cause I know you have AK
Turn: I'm not folding when I'm ahead cause I still know you have AK. What a donkey you are to be pushing all in big slick
River: I'm a better player than you are.
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Old Feb 29,2008, 03:43 PM   #3
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this from luckbox i play on rigged stars headsup chump.





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I can tell you what he was thinking each stage.

PF There suited so I'll just call. Then you raised and he couldn't leave his children out there.
Flop: Good flop for my Q5 cause I know you have AK
Turn: I'm not folding when I'm ahead cause I still know you have AK. What a donkey you are to be pushing all in big slick
River: I'm a better player than you are.
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Old Feb 29,2008, 03:43 PM   #4
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kidding kidding hobbes, i love ya!!!!!!
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Old Feb 29,2008, 05:46 PM   #5
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I can tell you what he was thinking each stage.

PF There suited so I'll just call. Then you raised and he couldn't leave his children out there.
Flop: Good flop for my Q5 cause I know you have AK
Turn: I'm not folding when I'm ahead cause I still know you have AK. What a donkey you are to be pushing all in big slick
River: I'm a better player than you are.
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Old Mar 01,2008, 08:05 AM   #6
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Quote:
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I can tell you what he was thinking each stage.

PF There suited so I'll just call. Then you raised and he couldn't leave his children out there.
Flop: Good flop for my Q5 cause I know you have AK
Turn: I'm not folding when I'm ahead cause I still know you have AK. What a donkey you are to be pushing all in big slick
River: I'm a better player than you are.
Classic! It's funny, cuz it's true!
The truth is more like:

Oh yeah, turned 2 pair. Basically the nuts since I can not comprehend the fact that I am counterfeit. No point in putting him on a hand. I wouldn't know how to do that anyway. Lets hope we can get it AI here.
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Old Mar 01,2008, 11:15 AM   #7
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I think this hand proves not only Stars is rigged but also donkey-laden. This is the FIRST hand of a 9-player $22SNG:

Seat 1: donkey1 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: donkey2 (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: donkey3 (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: donkey5 (1500 in chips)
donkey2: posts small blind 10
donkey3: posts big blind 20

donkey5: calls 20
donkey1: calls 20
donkey2: raises 20 to 40
donkey3: calls 20
donkey5: raises 60 to 100
donkey1: calls 80
donkey2: raises 1400 to 1500 and is all-in
donkey3: folds
donkey5: calls 1400 and is all-in
donkey1: folds
*** FLOP *** [8s Ac As]
*** TURN *** [8s Ac As] [Th]
donkey6 is connected
*** RIVER *** [8s Ac As Th] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
donkey2: shows [Tc Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Tens)
donkey5: shows [Td Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Tens)
donkey2 said, "nh"
donkey2 collected 1570 from pot
donkey5 collected 1570 from pot
donkey2 said, "lol"

WTF were this idiots thinking? That is a rhetorical question.
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Old Mar 01,2008, 11:34 AM   #8
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The truth is more like:

Oh yeah, turned 2 pair. Basically the nuts since I can not comprehend the fact that I am counterfeit. No point in putting him on a hand. I wouldn't know how to do that anyway. Lets hope we can get it AI here.
Dam, I missed the 2pr on the turn.
Sweeet even better hand.
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