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Old Jan 31,2012, 02:00 PM   #1
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Holy crap ...

5% of IT was just fired.

At least I still have a job though.
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Old Jan 31,2012, 02:14 PM   #2
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I guess they were doing "it" wrong.











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Old Jan 31,2012, 02:16 PM   #3
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And this is where Young Grasshopper surpasses Master Po.
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They only kept the guys that they know they can make work 5% harder.
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Old Jan 31,2012, 02:19 PM   #5
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Is Big E OK?

Isn't he working in IT at the same place?
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Old Jan 31,2012, 02:20 PM   #6
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And this is where Young Grasshopper surpasses Master Po.

Please don't think me ungracious but I was really looking forward to incorporating this "It" into a smart ass response, but alas.........








EDIT: should throw it in that I'm glad you were not hit Hobbes.
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Old Jan 31,2012, 02:40 PM   #7
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Isn't he working in IT at the same place?

Big E and I work at different companies
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Old Jan 31,2012, 02:42 PM   #8
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Sorry - mistaken.
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Old Jan 31,2012, 03:56 PM   #9
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5% of IT was just fired.

At least I still have a job though.
Still managing to fool them, eh Hobbes? Get back to work.
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Old Jan 31,2012, 04:14 PM   #10
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Still managing to fool them, eh Hobbes? Get back to work.
tis ok, even if they did get Hobbes, he would just go into bap'ing full time...
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Old Jan 31,2012, 05:52 PM   #11
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tis ok, even if they did get Hobbes, he would just go into bap'ing full time...
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