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Old Aug 14,2008, 05:38 PM   #1
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I hate the river. sick sick pot. gay!

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Starting Stacks:
Seat 1: BB ($171.10)
Seat 2: UTG ($338.25)
Seat 3: CO (Hero) ($511.05)
Seat 4: BTN ($32)
Seat 6: SB ($533.15)

Preflop: Hero is CO with

UTG raises $6, Hero calls $6, BTN folds, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: ($15) - 2 players

UTG checks, Hero bets $10, UTG calls $10

Turn: ($35) - 2 players

UTG checks, Hero bets $27, UTG raises $100, Hero calls $73

River: ($235) - 2 players

UTG all-in $222.25, Hero calls $222.25

Final pot: $677.50 ($2 rake)

Results below:
UTG has a full house, Queens full of Kings


UTG wins $677.50 from main pot

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Old Aug 14,2008, 09:11 PM   #2
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Old Aug 15,2008, 09:48 AM   #3
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I fail to see any homosexual activity...

Is the King perhaps gay? Are you assuming that because the two Queens were side by side they were gay? I don't understand.

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EDIT: OH SHIT! I GET IT!!! ............

Ignorance... right
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Old Aug 15,2008, 04:54 PM   #4
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I'm sure the other player was gay when the King came.

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Old Aug 15,2008, 04:55 PM   #5
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ps...I should really learn to proof-read my post. That might be the dirtiest sentence on the this forum.
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Old Aug 15,2008, 06:34 PM   #6
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that sucks... today I drowned in the river so many times...I can feel your pain
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