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Old Jan 25,2012, 07:23 PM   #1
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Lol

Soooo bad.

PokerStars Hand #74486198495: Tournament #506404167, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2012/01/25 20:19:29 ET
Table '506404167 14' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: micel12 (2869 in chips)
Seat 2: Duke672778 (2968 in chips)
Seat 4: TCK1982 (2212 in chips)
Seat 5: GhettoHomie (1582 in chips)
Seat 6: tman564 (2288 in chips)
Seat 7: HelmuthsMo!e (3061 in chips)
Seat 8: Cursed Poker (1360 in chips)
Seat 9: Great Whale (4315 in chips)
tman564: posts small blind 50
HelmuthsMo!e: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [3s 4d]
Cursed Poker: raises 150 to 250
Great Whale: folds
micel12: folds
Duke672778: folds
TCK1982: folds
GhettoHomie: folds
tman564: folds
HelmuthsMo!e: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [2s Ac 5d]
HelmuthsMo!e: checks
Cursed Poker: checks
*** TURN *** [2s Ac 5d] [Th]
HelmuthsMo!e: checks
Cursed Poker: checks
*** RIVER *** [2s Ac 5d Th] [Qs]
HelmuthsMo!e: bets 800
Cursed Poker: raises 310 to 1110 and is all-in
HelmuthsMo!e: calls 310
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Cursed Poker: shows [Jd Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [3s 4d] (a straight, Ace to Five)
Cursed Poker collected 2770 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2770 | Rake 0
Board [2s Ac 5d Th Qs]
Seat 1: micel12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Duke672778 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TCK1982 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: GhettoHomie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: tman564 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: HelmuthsMo!e (big blind) showed [3s 4d] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 8: Cursed Poker showed [Jd Kh] and won (2770) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 9: Great Whale folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old Jan 25,2012, 10:09 PM   #2
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Check flop, check turn...what do you expect?
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Old Jan 25,2012, 10:16 PM   #3
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Let me get this straight. You call preflop raise with 34o. Then flop a straight and check it down to the river. End up losing to a higher straight; then complain about it?

Is this correct, or am I reading things wrong here?

I don't see why you're bitching. Or, are you saying your play was bad?
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Old Jan 25,2012, 10:23 PM   #4
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I didn't see any complaining...
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Old Jan 25,2012, 10:28 PM   #5
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You're right. Just thought he was saying the other player was bad. I'm drunk...
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Old Jan 25,2012, 10:52 PM   #6
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Uh yeah, considering all he did was raise with the stone cold nuts, the term bad would seem to apply to my line here.

I thought the chat after the hand was in the HH
Me: lol
Him: lol
Me: lol.....donkey
Him: Wat?
Me: dude, kidding
Him: lol
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Old Jan 26,2012, 12:26 PM   #7
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The hand played itself. If Mole leads out on the turn, he jams anyway.
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Old Jan 26,2012, 12:28 PM   #8
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Why would he jam turn? I don't see that happening.
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Old Jan 26,2012, 01:28 PM   #9
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fold pre....he has only 1100 back so if the times you hit with your 34os you can't make enough from him for all the times you miss....
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Old Jan 26,2012, 02:20 PM   #10
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Why would he jam turn? I don't see that happening.
Because he is a low limit donkey that let himself get down to <10BB.
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