Brags, Beats & VarianceWin a big hand or tournament, suck someone out, brag about it in here. Get sucked out and want to kill yourself... well don't do that! Post it here... talking it out is the best therapy!
I looked you up in Wikipedia, here's what came up:
"The antonym of a winner, one who increases ones self confidence by attempting to derease that of others, clouded with false belief of higher intellegence and knowledge then those around him"
I looked you up in Wikipedia, here's what came up:
"The antonym of a winner, one who increases ones self confidence by excessive consumption of beer often resulting in the removal of ones pants and the mounting of tables and nearby males."
fyp
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I can't tell you how awesome it feels to win a WSOP bracelet!
Perhaps not, but what you did manage to do was troll onto a thread full of good laughs and kill the buzz with your poisonous self-righteous negativity
This....
Not because I sold it for poker chips, not because I BET it, because I get pissed and BEAT it ! FUCK! It's not bad enough I lose however much in the hand, then I lose a fucking laptop on top of it all. Fuck my life !!
Hardly seems to me like good laughs, but maybe I'm just out of touch... personally I thought it was a pretty strong sign that you may want to look into anger counseling. The very topic of "online poker cost me a laptop" and then reading this fits the wizard's first rule perfectly.
Mark
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Life's usually simple, just not always easy
Yes, online poker is evil. Just when I had stopped playing live poker for the year, I get an online offer that I can't refuse, so now I know what it feels like to be an addicted whore, a bonus whore that is. Despite winning multiple online satellite steps, multi-tabling penny cash games for hours just to try to clear a bonus is not fun. Now I remember why playing at a B&M casino is much more fun and profitable for me.
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Originally Posted by FullStack66
It's not bad enough I lose however much in the hand, then I lose a fucking laptop on top of it all. Fuck my life !!
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Originally Posted by BlondeFish
Despite winning multiple online satellite steps, multi-tabling penny cash games for hours just to try to clear a bonus is not fun. Now I remember why playing at a B&M casino is much more fun and profitable for me.
Ummmm, why not add a couple of zeros to your buyin and play real poker? lol..... Although I must admit I built my online roll, small as it is, up from 5-10 cent.. I still feel that 25/50 cent blinds online is about the same level of difficulty as $1/2 live.
Blondfish straight up f**k it! I would be LOADED if not for online poker, yet I keep crawlin back !! My profits from live poker games are very impressive, yet I'm probably about even So the lessons from all this are:
- Online poker is a joke
- Mark sucks
- I have anger issues
Blondfish straight up f**k it! I would be LOADED if not for online poker, yet I keep crawlin back !! My profits from live poker games are very impressive, yet I'm probably about even So the lessons from all this are:
- Online poker is a joke
- Mark sucks
- I have anger issues
Have a good Friday ya'lls
If you kept detailed stats as the online numbers force you to you would likely find that you aren't beating live games for as much as you think, if at all. If you get that pissed at an online poker session then I doubt you are a winning live player.
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That level 5 trap really paid off...ship him the cookies.
Blondfish straight up f**k it! I would be LOADED if not for online poker, yet I keep crawlin back !! My profits from live poker games are very impressive, yet I'm probably about even So the lessons from all this are:
- Online poker is something I cannot win at
- Mark is an ass, albeit a hilarious one
- I have anger issues
Have a good Friday ya'lls
Fixed it for you.
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Despite winning multiple online satellite steps, multi-tabling penny cash games for hours just to try to clear a bonus is not fun. Now I remember why playing at a B&M casino is much more fun and profitable for me. 
