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Old Dec 14,2006, 03:04 AM   #1
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How to play Texas Hold’em?

How do you play Texas Hold’em? Do you use Poker Calculator? What do you recommend to play? Let’s have some tricks of the game.
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Old Dec 14,2006, 08:56 AM   #2
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Old Dec 14,2006, 09:10 AM   #3
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Take the worse hand and go up hill....
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Old Dec 14,2006, 12:32 PM   #4
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Maybe a spam message coming next? lol.


Or maybe it's 13 cards talking to himself?
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Old Dec 14,2006, 01:04 PM   #5
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First off Owen, you must understand Texas Hold Em is really an easy game.

You get two cards. If both they have an A or a picture on them you push all your chips in. If they are the same rank, i.e. 77. You also push all your chips in.

Then you pray to the God of choice. I usually pray to The Greek God Variance. This Mythical creature is why all poker players are crazy.

Pretty simple eh?
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Old Dec 14,2006, 04:19 PM   #6
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First off Owen, you must understand Texas Hold Em is really an easy game.

You get two cards. If both they have an A or a picture on them you push all your chips in. If they are the same rank, i.e. 77. You also push all your chips in.

Then you pray to the God of choice. I usually pray to The Greek God Variance. This Mythical creature is why all poker players are crazy.

Pretty simple eh?

You mean that I've been playing it all wrong. Hell if they are the same colour I push allin....
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Old Dec 14,2006, 04:41 PM   #7
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You mean that I've been playing it all wrong. Hell if they are the same colour I push allin....
Hobbes...You're still looking on the WRONG side of the cards...TURN THEM OVER!
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Old Dec 14,2006, 08:05 PM   #8
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Hobbes...You're still looking on the WRONG side of the cards...TURN THEM OVER!
I am soooooooooooo embarassed. I think that's my leak too.
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Old Dec 15,2006, 08:44 AM   #9
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Hobbes...You're still looking on the WRONG side of the cards...TURN THEM OVER!
You mean your supposed to look at your cards? OMG. Poker resolution 2007 LOOOK at my cards. LOL
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Old Dec 15,2006, 03:02 PM   #10
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You mean your supposed to look at your cards? OMG. Poker resolution 2007 LOOOK at my cards. LOL
Hey, Joe, who knows...maybe you'll stop Chumping out on The Hill if you actually LOOKED at the RIGHT side of your cards.

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Old Dec 15,2006, 05:07 PM   #11
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Hey, Joe, who knows...maybe you'll stop Chumping out on The Hill if you actually LOOKED at the RIGHT side of your cards.

Just some friendly advise...please forward $10 to my Supreme Account.
LOL stop chumping? That was my first. Once I catch up to you, I'll forward $10 for the advise. I had top pair on my hand my kicker wasn't quite good enough.
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Old Dec 15,2006, 05:34 PM   #12
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I had top pair on my hand my kicker wasn't quite good enough.
And you think you don't need advise? hahahaha
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