Official Retirement Thread

epic_donk · Feb 02,2010, 10:27 PM

Alot of you will like this...

I've decided to walk away from the game for a little bit. Alot of personal reasons... I found out my gf is pregnant, and I need to start investing poker money into family money. Not that I've never been profitable, I just need to focus on overtime at work and raising as many bucks as I can; and becoming a man and not fucking around on the internet, which seems to be my number one pass time.

Thanx for the laughs here, Im sure Ill still lurk, but I will no longer be your resident pro.

Nothing personal with anything, I just liked bringing a little excitement here for fun.

GG to all and good luck with your cards and lives

love,

-Fed

Hellmuth's Mole · Feb 02,2010, 10:49 PM

I have no reason to believe you.....but good luck.

derrickone · Feb 02,2010, 11:31 PM

Does your gf know that you banged out a stripper the other night? I'm sure she would be pleased.

schabs · Feb 03,2010, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epic_donk

Alot of you will like this...

I've decided to walk away from the game for a little bit. Alot of personal reasons... I found out my gf is pregnant, and I need to start investing poker money into family money. Not that I've never been profitable, I just need to focus on overtime at work and raising as many bucks as I can; and becoming a man and not fucking around on the internet, which seems to be my number one pass time.

Thanx for the laughs here, Im sure Ill still lurk, but I will no longer be your resident pro.

Nothing personal with anything, I just liked bringing a little excitement here for fun.

GG to all and good luck with your cards and lives

love,

-Fed

I thought you were a bachelor living in a bachelor pad? wtf.

Heads up for new CPF accounts with huge egos....

PL4YTIME · Feb 03,2010, 01:05 AM

lol girl friend prego... hell naw get plan b mang babies suck

epic_donk · Feb 03,2010, 01:44 AM

I dont want to explain myself, but yeah, the gf knows about me and my ways... a consistent fuck turns into a gf/ baby mama.

I am the biggest bachelor that has ever lived, I guess it caught up with me.

I just want to be a good father, its really throwing me for a loop.

PL4YTIME · Feb 03,2010, 01:56 AM

Well man i wish you the best of luck with your situation. I hope she is the right girl for you and your soon to be child. I could not even begin to understand fatherhood but i wish you the best of luck with it. Cheers.

darbday · Feb 03,2010, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epic_donk

Alot of you will like this...

...I need to start investing poker money into family money. Not that I've never been profitable...

-Fed

I know what you mean, i keep wasting my money on +roi% too.

anyways i for one await your return and doubt you'll leave anyways

cheers

bud lite lime

GTA Poker · Feb 03,2010, 07:58 AM

Hud

Hellmuth's Mole · Feb 03,2010, 08:04 AM

^^ Nice call but Kathy's no Paul Newman.

Milo · Feb 03,2010, 08:59 AM

You sure it's yours, or are you just taking credit for someone else's work again?

Hobbes · Feb 03,2010, 09:26 AM

I'm happier than a lesbian at a Home Depot sidewalk sale.

Bye Bye White Trash

JohnnieH · Feb 03,2010, 09:43 AM

The fucking guy was banned twice and still kept coming back.

I call BS. He's not going anywhere.

compuease · Feb 03,2010, 09:51 AM

/begin sarcasm warning

Why keep feding the troll....

/end sarcasm warning

DrTyore · Feb 03,2010, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epic_donk

I dont want to explain myself, but yeah, the gf knows about me and my ways... a consistent fuck turns into a gf/ baby mama.

I am the biggest bachelor that has ever lived, I guess it caught up with me.

I just want to be a good father, its really throwing me for a loop.

Consider giving it up for adoption

Mark