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    Topless Poker Dealers - Who's in?

    Although the rake might have to be 90% to cover the cost of the dealer... might make for an exciting home game

    http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-services-...QAdIdZ34510613

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    Topless...not so much.

    But you can get one of the KWers PANTLESS for cheap!
    LONG LIVE ZSA ZSA GABOR!

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    wtf, you called w/ that? Redington's Avatar
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    They have this outside the poker room at Ceasers in Vegas. There is a section of table games that is the pussycats or something like that where all the dealers for the table games are scantily clad and there are go-go platforms beside each of the tables (think of Coyote Ugly but with BJ tables replacing the bar);

    Brings new meaning to daily double jackpot!
    Ofcourse I call, my cards are soooooooted.

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    Isn't there like a playboy casino or something in Vegas too now?

    Can't really search for it seeing how I'm in the second row in class...

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside8 View Post
    Isn't there like a playboy casino or something in Vegas too now?

    Can't really search for it seeing how I'm in the second row in class...
    Shouldn't get you into too much trouble....

    http://www.palms.com/playboy_club_1.php
    LONG LIVE ZSA ZSA GABOR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pokerJAH View Post
    Although the rake might have to be 90% to cover the cost of the dealer... might make for an exciting home game

    http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-services-...QAdIdZ34510613
    Geez, need to bring your own paper bag though for a more enjoyable experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Redington View Post
    They have this outside the poker room at Ceasers in Vegas. There is a section of table games that is the pussycats or something like that where all the dealers for the table games are scantily clad and there are go-go platforms beside each of the tables (think of Coyote Ugly but with BJ tables replacing the bar);

    Brings new meaning to daily double jackpot!
    what do you mean.."BJ tables"?....oops sorry just figured it out...black jack..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside8 View Post
    Isn't there like a playboy casino or something in Vegas too now?

    Can't really search for it seeing how I'm in the second row in class...
    Yeah. I went up there in May last year when I was in Vegas. $20 cover to go up. The floor itself is pretty small. All around the outside is lounge chairs and bottle service, in the middle are tables. $100-300 min. bet. It's definitely ballin' territory. Dealers all dressed up in the black lingerie with bunny ears.

    It's an experience.

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    Shit, I'll deal topless for 5% max $5. Tell me when and where.
    We can all use some extra redundancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 800OVER View Post
    Shit, I'll deal topless for 5% max $5. Tell me when and where.
    How bout 10% and you keep your shirt on
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    Is this topless dealing thing really helping the game? It's becoming more and more mainstream... but I am not sure how this helps it along... kinda makes it look like it used to... for degenerates and all that..

    But I must admit it does sound pretty sweet... if I didn't have a girlfriend who was uber protective and didn't play poker I would probably get into a game like that... probably lose my whole bankroll just to stay there too lol

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    *sigh*

    and for the record this is the single worst idea ever...

    why in the name of fck would you ever want some spoiled princess directing your action. Trust me, it is not worth it. 'Bambi' or whatever the hell can get to the rail and clap and bounce and cheer.... I want some 30 yr old guy name Frank with no social skills, nor desire to gain social skills and 3/4ths to 1 whole brain dealing for me.

    And kindly try, when one of you reposts to be more clever than to make a 'spoiled princess joke' please. I'm about 80% certain I'll projectile vomit on my screen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy_Sea View Post
    *sigh*

    and for the record this is the single worst idea ever...

    why in the name of fck would you ever want some spoiled princess directing your action. Trust me, it is not worth it. 'Bambi' or whatever the hell can get to the rail and clap and bounce and cheer.... I want some 30 yr old guy name Frank with no social skills, nor desire to gain social skills and 3/4ths to 1 whole brain dealing for me.

    And kindly try, when one of you reposts to be more clever than to make a 'spoiled princess joke' please. I'm about 80% certain I'll projectile vomit on my screen.
    I don't/can't follow this rant at all !?!? I should go away...
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    Whats not to follow? If I want boobies - strip joint. Poker - card room. Easy. I have to agree with Kristy, this is quite possibly the dumbest idea I have heard of.
    I don't gamble . . . but I will bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnieH View Post
    Shouldn't get you into too much trouble....

    http://www.palms.com/playboy_club_1.php
    i think that would be very distracting to me.. LOL

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