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Thread Tools Apr 05,2010, 05:40 PM   #1 vppappy Junior Member   Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5 Vp pappy's ten commandments of poker VP Pappy's Ten Commandments of Poker 1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when thy suspects that better hands are out there before thee. 2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens. 3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain. 4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and keep it from becoming holy. 5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game. 6. Thou shalt not murder…the dealer. 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery at the poker table unless thou art prepared to go all-in. 8. Thou shalt attempt to steal the blinds and pots as often as possible. 9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against thy neighbors. 10. Thou shalt covet and attempt to acquire thy neighbor's chips. "Poker pros depend on fish for giving them their daily bread…Amen.” --VP Pappy Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy   Apr 05,2010, 09:27 PM   #2 GTA Poker #bonking     Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: South Bay, California Posts: 5,938 Thou shall not attempt to contrive a sense of humour wherest none doest exist __________________ That level 5 trap really paid off...ship him the cookies.   Mar 09,2011, 12:22 PM   #3 pokerJAH Cash games are evil!     Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,967 bump   Mar 19,2011, 12:18 AM   #4 thejmd Full PFC Member     Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 16 "2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens." xD ^ epic.   « What is your opinion on Phil Hellmuth? | Overwhelmed much >_< » Thread Tools Show Printable Version Email this Page Similar Threads Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post 10 Commandments of poker AcidJoe General Poker Chat 2 Dec 28,2005 01:44 PM

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