Ugggh
Live poker suxors. Went down to Fallsview on Friday to play a little 1-2 or 2-5NL poker. Get seated at 1-2
Sit down at the most donktastic table that I have ever seen!! My fish finder was going off before the first orbit was over. 6 of the seats at the table had $500ish in front and all were terrible. Unbelievable!
My first hand at the table:
UTG raise to $18 gets called in 6 spots
**this is not a typo.
Flop is Ah Qs 6s.
UTG bets $35? Calls around to button who shoves $200. UTG snap calls and the rest fold.
Turn 4c River 5s
UTG flips Qh 5h and proudly announces, “I have 2 pair.”
Button, “I have a flush,” and turns over 10s 4s.
ZOMG-WTF-BBQ!!!!!!!
This nonsense went on for about 4 hours before we lost a few of these guys and the table settled down. I did not see a single PP in this time. I really saw no sense in playing some of the typical hands you would play like 76suited from position. Typical raises were in the $15 to $20 range and with my $100 MAX buy-in front I could not make enough money on speculative hands to make it worthwhile playing them.
I raised Ajs and Aqo and whiffed both flops and folded before seeing a turn.
AhKc in mid position and I call UTG+1 who had opened to $18. Once again 5 to the flop.
Flop comes:
Ks 8d 6d
BB shoves $175 UTG+1 raises to $350ish and I call all-in.
Turn Qh River 9d
BB, “I turned a set of Queens! Ha ha,” tables Qs Qc
UTG+1 “I got a flush!” Shows 10d 5d
Please fucking shoot me now.
********Hand advice request*********
Please give me some feedback on this next hand because it is possibly poorly played but even now I am tilted from yesterday so my brain is not working.
UTG Raise to $15 I call in mid-position with K9s and yet again 6 of us see a flop. Pot=$90
Flop Qd Jh 10s
BB who does in fact play solid bets $25 UTG calls and I decide to just call as well and jam a safe turn card with the monotone flop and and 3 players yet to act behind me. Jackpot! They all call. 6 to the turn!!!??!?!?!?!? Pot=$240
Turn is 10c
BB Bets $50 and UTG shoves $350ish.
Now there is not a ton I am behind here but and AK and QQ, JJ, Q10, J10, all come to mind and I fold my hand. I am getting unbelievable pot odds here however I feel like this is a good fold when 2 players jam the pot in front of me.
Folds around and UTG shows K9 for the same hand as me. If I had called and chopped I win $145 for my turn call of $60.
Still a good fold right?? I nono.
Another great hand! Later when a few of the giant fish have left and the table had calmed a little.
Limps to me on the button I call with 6s5s. BB who seems to be fairly solid raises to $10 and myself and 3 others call.
Flop: 8s 7s 8d
BB bets $40 folds to me and I jam making it $140 to go.
He tanks…..counts out his chips and calls turning over Kqo. I fail to improve and GG me.
The most exploitable table ever and I can not get a single hand.other than the ones I play badly.
Oh wait… I did get a hand!!!
QQ on the button (the huge giant fish with $1000 in front who calls $25 bets with 2 napkins for pocket cards folds out of turn and drunkenly slurs, “Gotta Piss.”) 4 limpers to me and I raise to $10 four callers.
Flop is Q 8 5 rainbow
Checks to me and check behind.
Turn is another blank and it checks to me I bet $15 into $40 and everyone folds.
Nice day. F- poker.
That is all.