After a 6 month break I've played a few sessions this week.
LOL live pokerz.
250bb effective stacks 8 handed 1/2 NLH:
Villain $800ish (UTG) Raises to $15
2 callers
Hero (AA) $500ish is a lagtard playing 80/45/45 or similar

(more lag than tard usually) who has raised the last 15 hands (SB) Raises to $80
Villain calls
all the meek fold
Flop 982 rainbow
Hero bets $120
Villain shoves and shows QQ
Hero snap calls and holds
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Same Villain now on Hero's right -- effective stacks approx 400bb @ 1/2NL
Folded to Villain (CO) who raises to $15
Hero (Qc7c) (BTN) calls $15
all the meek are out
Flop T72hh
Villain bets $15
Hero calls $15
Turn T727hh
Villain bets $30
Hero Raises to $135
Villain Calls
River T7274hh
Villain checks
Hero shoves $550ish
Villain SNAP CALLS (QQ)
Hero stacks chips high and tall...lol live pokerz.
Brag:
Players want me at their tables because they think I'm a loose cannon and don't ever observe that I put $10 - $20 the pot seemingly without thinking many times a round, but don't understand that when I put $600 in a pot I have them crushed.
Beat:
Seriously, stop talking about poker when you are PLAYING POKER at the poker table...especially that fat woman who seems to be there all the time based on my last 3 sessions and who will stack an overpair for a gillion bbs on a dry rainbow flop.
Variance:
Man, the food is still atrocious at Grey Eagle.