So...in amongst my tourneys today...I clicked on a tourney and saw very few players...and thought "what the hell"? A few hands in..looking for my slider to bet...I realize..it is Limit..lol..alright.."how hard can this be?"
After donking off some chips I realize this isn't for me..so get me out of here... and it begins..
Full Tilt Poker Game #9378198197: $3,000 Guarantee (71511411), Table 16 - 120/240 - Limit Hold'em - 20:28:44 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 2: CantScareMEEE (3,085)
Seat 3: pinkpanther2121 (3,520)
Seat 4: camma007 (2,465)
Seat 5: Bcboy72 (935)
Seat 6: luckness (4,760)
Seat 7: Wreckum1116 (2,100)
Seat 8: T-BONE55021 (1,255)
Seat 9: choba5 (3,235)
Bcboy72 posts the small blind of 60
luckness posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bcboy72 [Ah 3d]
Wreckum1116 folds
T-BONE55021 folds
choba5 folds
CantScareMEEE folds
pinkpanther2121 calls 120
camma007 folds
Bcboy72 raises to 240
luckness calls 120
pinkpanther2121 calls 120
*** FLOP *** [9h 2c 3h]
Bcboy72 bets 120
luckness calls 120
CortezCaddy sits down
CortezCaddy adds 6,985
pinkpanther2121 calls 120
*** TURN *** [9h 2c 3h] [Qh]
Bcboy72 bets 240
luckness raises to 480
pinkpanther2121 calls 480
Bcboy72 raises to 575, and is all in
luckness calls 95
pinkpanther2121 calls 95
*** RIVER *** [9h 2c 3h Qh] [2h]
luckness checks
pinkpanther2121 bets 240
luckness calls 240
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pinkpanther2121 shows [Th Jh] a flush, Queen high
luckness mucks
pinkpanther2121 wins the side pot (480) with a flush, Queen high
Bcboy72 shows [Ah 3d] a flush, Ace high
Bcboy72 wins the main pot (2,805) with a flush, Ace high
pinkpanther2121: WHAT A FKING DONKY
pinkpanther2121: YOUR A MORON
Bcboy72: need a hug?
pinkpanther2121: I HOME YOUR MOM HAS CANCER
pinkpanther2121: NO BUT I HOME YOUR MOM HAS CANCER
pinkpanther2121: YORU THE BIGGEST MORON
Bcboy72: aaww...hug time
pinkpanther2121: U MUST BE AN IN BREAD
pinkpanther2121: CUZ UR DUMB
pinkpanther2121: OR YOUR ASIAN
pinkpanther2121: DUMB REJECT
pinkpanther2121: DIE OF CANCER #$%
pinkpanther2121: LOSER
Bcboy72: lmao...can't wait to post this convo
on the forums..you are brilliant!
pinkpanther2121: TY...CANT WAIT TO POST HOW MUCH OF A MORON PLAYER U ARE
pinkpanther2121: U SUCK AT POKER !!
Bcboy72: uhuh
pinkpanther2121: THAT WAS THE WRST PLAY EVER !
pinkpanther2121: UR SUCH A DONK
pinkpanther2121: OH YOUR FROM CANADA....SRRRY....
THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL NOW.
8 hands later..
pinkpanther2121: OH CANADA !!!
pinkpanther2121: CANT EXPECT TO WIN AT LIMIT WHEN MORONS
PLAY LIKE U GUYS DO
he lost another hand
pinkpanther2121: WHAT A JOKE
pinkpanther2121: FULL TILT LAND OF 10,000 DONKS
I win another hand...
pinkpanther2121: HEE AH
pinkpanther2121: LUCKY I C
pinkpanther2121: OH U AN CORTEZ HAVE THE SAME ICON.
YOUR BOTH RETARDED
Bcboy72: and both have more chips than you...
hmm does that say something/
Bcboy72: ?
pinkpanther2121: UMM..YOUR BOTH DONKS. YA
pinkpanther2121: LETS SEE U BOTH DONKED ME OFF BIG POTS
pinkpanther2121: SO U GUYS ARE MORONS
pinkpanther2121: THE GOOD PLAYERS ON THIS SITE CANT WIN WITH MORONS LIKE U BCBOY
Bcboy72: hugs are still free
pinkpanther2121: SO ARE BLOW JOBS
Bcboy72: hmm..your mother charged me last time
pinkpanther2121: FROM YOUR MO
pinkpanther2121: MOM
pinkpanther2121: WINK WINK
pinkpanther2121: WELL SHE GOTTA PAY RENT
Bcboy72: yeah..you can't win it for sure
pinkpanther2121: YA CUZ U DONK IT
pinkpanther2121: ILL BEAT U HEADS UP ANY TIME ANY WHERE
pinkpanther2121: ANY AMOUNT A MONEY
Bcboy72: lmao...of course you will
he loses another
pinkpanther2121: WOW UR A DONKY WANNA BE
pinkpanther2121: JUST CUZ I LOST A BIG HAND DONT MEAN IM A MORON
pinkpanther2121: IM NOT BCBOY OR CORTEZ
Bcboy72: I am going to get you a speak n spell for christmas panther
pinkpanther2121: AND ILL BUY YOUR MOM BIRTH CONTROL
Bcboy72: no need...lol...she has been gone a long time
pinkpanther2121: LOL
Bcboy72: I am curious if your mom had any children that lived though...
pinkpanther2121: I WONDER IF U ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO EVEN SPELL POKER...
let alone even know how to play
pinkpanther2121: i know how u play
pinkpanther2121: like a donk
pinkpanther2121: thats all i need to know
Bcboy72: I really don't care if I win...lol..
I accidently joined this limit tourney
pinkpanther2121: ya if it was no limit u woulda lost the first hand
Bcboy72: mmhmm
pinkpanther2121: and your callin your self a moron....
u didnt pay attention cuz this is a limit tourny MORON @@
pinkpanther2121: ahah loser
Bcboy72: my god you are smart...smrt
pinkpanther2121: ya. sure am
pinkpanther2121: and your not
About 15-20 hands later..and I think I am getting the hang of this limit stuff...seems to be waiting for big pairs and suited connectors and push..
pinkpanther2121: guess its time to say good bye
pinkpanther2121: its been fun getting donked by u guys
Full Tilt Poker Game #9378910328: $3,000 Guarantee (71511411), Table 16 - 300/600 - Limit Hold'em - 21:11:42 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 2: CantScareMEEE (2,245)
Seat 3: pinkpanther2121 (1,250)
Seat 4: camma007 (2,320)
Seat 5: Bcboy72 (4,260)
Seat 6: luckness (9,685)
Seat 7: khulin (2,330)
Seat 8: ustifer (6,410)
Seat 9: Mourningsun (14,870)
luckness posts the small blind of 150
khulin posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bcboy72 [9s Tc]
ustifer folds
Mourningsun folds
CantScareMEEE folds
pinkpanther2121 has 15 seconds left to act
pinkpanther2121 raises to 600
camma007 folds
Bcboy72 calls 600
luckness folds
khulin calls 300
*** FLOP *** [3c Ts 9c]
khulin checks
pinkpanther2121 bets 300
Bcboy72: just gonna play to donk out on ya
Bcboy72 raises to 600
pinkpanther2121: ahah wow ....YOUR SOO RETARTED
khulin folds
pinkpanther2121: IM SURE
pinkpanther2121 raises to 650, and is all in
pinkpanther2121: TY
Bcboy72 calls 50
pinkpanther2121 shows [6h 6d]
Bcboy72 shows [9s Tc]
*** TURN *** [3c Ts 9c] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [3c Ts 9c 6c] [4s]
pinkpanther2121: AHAH
pinkpanther2121 shows three of a kind, Sixes
Bcboy72 shows two pair, Tens and Nines
pinkpanther2121 wins the pot (3,250) with three of a kind, Sixes
pinkpanther2121: TY
pinkpanther2121: LOSER
pinkpanther2121: HAHA
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bcboy72 [Qs Kh]
pinkpanther2121: HAHA
pinkpanther2121: HAHA
pinkpanther2121: HAHA
pinkpanther2121: HAHA
Mourningsun folds
pinkpanther2121: LOL
pinkpanther2121: LOL
pinkpanther2121: HAHHA
pinkpanther2121: HAHAH
pinkpanther2121: AHHA
CantScareMEEE folds
pinkpanther2121: LOL
pinkpanther2121: HAHA
pinkpanther2121: HAH
pinkpanther2121: LOL
pinkpanther2121: LOL
pinkpanther2121: HAHHA
Bcboy72: you got lucky..no biggie
pinkpanther2121 folds
camma007 calls 300
pinkpanther2121: U GOT LUCKY RETARD
Bcboy72 raises to 600
luckness folds
pinkpanther2121: I HAD U THE WHOLE TIME
pinkpanther2121: AHHA
khulin folds
pinkpanther2121: HAH
pinkpanther2121: HAHA
ustifer calls 300
pinkpanther2121: HAHH
pinkpanther2121: LOL
camma007 calls 300
*** FLOP *** [8d 2s Ad]
pinkpanther2121: I WIN
pinkpanther2121: U LOOSE
ustifer checks
pinkpanther2121: I WIN U LOOSE
pinkpanther2121: AHA
camma007 checks
pinkpanther2121: HAHA
pinkpanther2121: LOSE
Bcboy72 checks
*** TURN *** [8d 2s Ad] [8h]
ustifer checks
pinkpanther2121: SUCKER
camma007 checks
pinkpanther2121: GOOD BYE
Bcboy72 checks
*** RIVER *** [8d 2s Ad 8h] [7d]
ustifer checks
pinkpanther2121: I BEAT U YES !!!!1
pinkpanther2121: LA WHO ZAA HER
pinkpanther2121: LOL
pinkpanther2121: OH YA....
pinkpanther2121: I BEAT U
pinkpanther2121: IM A DONK
Full Tilt Poker Game #9378979949: $3,000 Guarantee (71511411), Table 16 - 400/800 - Limit Hold'em - 21:15:55 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 1: ilovejd (5,765)
Seat 2: CantScareMEEE (3,045)
Seat 3: pinkpanther2121 (3,250)
Seat 4: camma007 (1,720)
Seat 5: Bcboy72 (4,360)
Seat 6: luckness (9,535)
Seat 7: khulin (1,580)
Seat 8: ustifer (6,610)
Seat 9: Mourningsun (12,870)
CantScareMEEE posts the small blind of 200
pinkpanther2121 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bcboy72 [Qs Qd]
camma007 folds
Bcboy72 raises to 800
pinkpanther2121: LETS GO
luckness folds
pinkpanther2121: IM HERE FOR U
khulin folds
ustifer folds
Mourningsun folds
ilovejd folds
CantScareMEEE folds
pinkpanther2121: HMMM. IM GONNA DONK
pinkpanther2121 calls 400
*** FLOP *** [8d Th 6s]
pinkpanther2121 checks
Bcboy72 bets 400
pinkpanther2121 calls 400
*** TURN *** [8d Th 6s] [2c]
pinkpanther2121 checks
Bcboy72 bets 800
pinkpanther2121 calls 800
*** RIVER *** [8d Th 6s 2c] [Qc]
pinkpanther2121 checks
Bcboy72 bets 800
pinkpanther2121 calls 800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bcboy72 shows [Qs Qd] three of a kind, Queens
pinkpanther2121 mucks
Bcboy72 wins the pot (5,800) with three of a kind, Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,800 | Rake 0
Board: [8d Th 6s 2c Qc]
Seat 1: ilovejd (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: CantScareMEEE (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: pinkpanther2121 (big blind) mucked [Jh As] - Ace Queen high
pinkpanther2121: LOL
pinkpanther2121: U GOT LUCKY ON THE RIVER
At this point I start playing harder...only to get knocked out 21st? I think..pocket kings beat twice by A-rag...lol..damn donks. 
