Here it is Scotty:
I had a game at my place last night. 9 players no limit hold'em tourney.
$50 buy in with unlimited re-buys. 5 rebuys total, 2 from one player.
Rebuy guy was drunk and not really a poker player so the game moved very slooooww at times.
1 spilled beer on my poker table.
1 full beer busted on my floor.
1 cut finger from "drunk-rebuy-bust beer on my floor guy".
1 mini fridge full of beer tipped open.
Finally "d-r-b.b.o.m.f guy" gets knocked out......Then has loud conversations about nonsense with other ex-players.
Luckily I bit my tongue and kept my mouth shut, since this guy is an old friend of my dads and there are no sore feelings today because of my retraint.
Once it got down to 4 players everyone else left including "d-r-b.b.o.m.f guy" and all was peacefull.
Thank god I took 2nd place so it made it worth while.....
Also got to meet another player from this forum who was nice enough to not take my money from me in my own house.